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Most Outrageous Jon Lyric?
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“I’m on an island where opiates go to rich kids and then they pass away thats called death over the privilege”
Adult swimI CAN DO ANYTHING
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“Screw your pops, let’s get some IHOP”
wrote 26 days ago last edited by@B34ut1fuLminD95 HAHA I love this line
-Stang8
JB Enjoyer since 2017
Cause I had a fire, passion and desire
Now all I require are circuits and wires
Inside was an ocean of soul and emotion
Then you cut me open... -
"Success has got a fatty, ima smack that butt"
wrote 26 days ago last edited by@thirtyyk which one is this one from
-Stang8
JB Enjoyer since 2017
Cause I had a fire, passion and desire
Now all I require are circuits and wires
Inside was an ocean of soul and emotion
Then you cut me open... -
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This absolute goes to one more time with that “I don’t mind risking a wheel chair if we can get another round in”
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Without a doubt,
"When you working out, and I'm just watching how your legs move
They would think that you was, like, developed in a test tube" AW YEAH -
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Rough sex in the courtyard
And your legs are the North Star
Church bells let me ring them
She looked back, said, "Baby
This your kingdom"This put my jaw on the floor the first time I heard it
I mean shout out Jon for laying it down like that but damn man...that's crazy -
Rough sex in the courtyard
And your legs are the North Star
Church bells let me ring them
She looked back, said, "Baby
This your kingdom"This put my jaw on the floor the first time I heard it
I mean shout out Jon for laying it down like that but damn man...that's crazywrote 26 days ago last edited by@lukewmoore11 same
I have to tread with caution when I sing along -
“I’m on an island where opiates go to rich kids and then they pass away thats called death over the privilege”
Adult swimwrote 26 days ago last edited by@manehrdz25 AND ITS SO TRUE
The island is long but life is short in this town
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I’ll go first: “My wife thicker than liquor soaked in Italian biscuits”
OKAY MRS B !!!
wrote 26 days ago last edited by@katherine_devine I gotta be here because it immediately became my signature here!
My wife thicka then liquor soaked in Italian biscuits
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Listen. I just be writing ok.
I have no defense. There’s some doozies on the new one. wrote 26 days ago last edited by@User12261990 im so ready
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Not outrageous in a “what’d he just say” way, more a “damn clever” way, but I always liked:
“Good Will’s gone hunting, motherf***er, where you been, Affleck? We’re just seein’ if you ducks can dance” off his verse on Witness Protection“Go Bills” - Josh Allen
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That boy said “ I carry greatness, statements on spaceship, Haitians get LASIK, meaning you dread what comes from my third eye Blind to the fake shit” I drank water to spit it out …….
Nothing Rests, Everything Vibrates
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“Success has got a fatty, Imma smack that butt!”
Unadulterated.
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Has to be on eyes to the sky “ There's so much soul up in my Johnson, I don't need a rapper on it
'Cause the urbans in my testes but I come and pop packaging, yikes” -
wrote 26 days ago last edited by LIFE 26 days ago
"I'm not a homosexual but THAT is how you fuck the man."
FLY EAGLES FLY
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“Screw your pops, let’s get some IHOP”
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"I'm not a homosexual but THAT is how you fuck the man."
wrote 26 days ago last edited by@FLYEAGLESFLY dex got the footage!
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wrote 26 days ago last edited by
How about “my family never liked you I guess that it’s okay”
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@thirtyyk which one is this one from
wrote 25 days ago last edited by@Stang8 shadows
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If anyone asks, I do not sell bootleg beautiful mind socks.
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I’ll go first: “My wife thicker than liquor soaked in Italian biscuits”
OKAY MRS B !!!
