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Most Outrageous Jon Lyric?
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I made a hundred grand this year. Clap clap. Clap Clap. So what?
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the entirety of Dead Man Walking lmao
@carolynashley the thing is: you're the exact opposite of incorrect
thank you for coming to my ted talk
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I’ll go first: “My wife thicker than liquor soaked in Italian biscuits”
OKAY MRS B !!!
@katherine_devine bro I remember my dad going crazy over that Italian biscuits line loool, its so fire, not Jon but gonna throw mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips out there too loool
Boy Mystic raised from the Wilkins baby
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“I’m on an island where opiates go to rich kids and then they pass away thats called death over the privilege”
Adult swimI CAN DO ANYTHING
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“Screw your pops, let’s get some IHOP”
@B34ut1fuLminD95 HAHA I love this line
-Stang8
JB Enjoyer since 2017
Cause I had a fire, passion and desire
Now all I require are circuits and wires
Inside was an ocean of soul and emotion
Then you cut me open... -
Rough sex in the courtyard
And your legs are the North Star
Church bells let me ring them
She looked back, said, "Baby
This your kingdom"This put my jaw on the floor the first time I heard it
I mean shout out Jon for laying it down like that but damn man...that's crazy -
Rough sex in the courtyard
And your legs are the North Star
Church bells let me ring them
She looked back, said, "Baby
This your kingdom"This put my jaw on the floor the first time I heard it
I mean shout out Jon for laying it down like that but damn man...that's crazy@lukewmoore11 same
I have to tread with caution when I sing along
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“I’m on an island where opiates go to rich kids and then they pass away thats called death over the privilege”
Adult swim -
I’ll go first: “My wife thicker than liquor soaked in Italian biscuits”
OKAY MRS B !!!
@katherine_devine I gotta be here because it immediately became my signature here!
My wife thicka then liquor soaked in Italian biscuits
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Listen. I just be writing ok.
I have no defense. There’s some doozies on the new one.
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Not outrageous in a “what’d he just say” way, more a “damn clever” way, but I always liked:
“Good Will’s gone hunting, motherf***er, where you been, Affleck? We’re just seein’ if you ducks can dance” off his verse on Witness Protection“Go Bills” - Josh Allen
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That boy said “ I carry greatness, statements on spaceship, Haitians get LASIK, meaning you dread what comes from my third eye Blind to the fake shit” I drank water to spit it out …….
Nothing Rests, Everything Vibrates
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“Success has got a fatty, Imma smack that butt!”
Unadulterated.
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“Screw your pops, let’s get some IHOP”
@B34ut1fuLminD95 the claaaassic
FLY EAGLES FLY